Apparently Scream 4 is filming right now in Ann Arbor.
At first I thought it’s exciting news (I even daydreamed of having a cup of coffee with Courteney Cox and Hayden Panettiere) but then I remembered our LA neighbor Jo Murder and all the other freaks in the horror industry and I went to the hardware store to get some extra door locks.
A few hours later I realized I’m turning into my mother, the Absolute Queen of Drama –she used to call me breathless to make sure I was still alive whenever she heard about a shooting ANYWHERE in the USA and I’d have to explain that Texas is faaaaar away from California, a different state even, but she brushed my explanations aside thinking I was just born without any sense of self preservation.
So, I’m not going to freak out, I’m going to stalk the celebrities and the crew and perhaps you’ll see me someday as an extra in Scream 4.
Ehm, well, do you have any baseball bats you can spare? Just in case.