“Malakas” is a Greek word of ancient pedigree, meaning masturbator, wanker, or simply ass hole.
“Maganda” is a Turkish word meaning redneck, lecher, or simply jack ass.
While these two words are by no means direct synonyms, they are certainly inseparable friends, with a deep cultural heritage.
Okay, what’s your point? you’ll ask me. This is my point: These two words are incontrovertible proof that the Greco-Turkish civilization is not simply the oldest, but the founder of human existence itself:
The Greek Malakes and the Turkish Magandalar are the timeless ancestors of us all.